Holy living crap.
Have you seen these new commercials with the big creepy burger king guy sneaking into peoples bedrooms and waking them up with one of those compressed air horns?
I can't even begin to describe the massive heart attack I would have.
What possible motivation could they have for making these ads? They're not even trying to sell burgers anymore. They just want to scare the living hell out of people. I'm afraid to close my eyes at all anymore. Do you think if I asked nicely the burger king guy would stop terrorizing people so I can sleep again?
Restating the Obvious, Briefly
2 weeks ago